Tom Bergeron why haven't you called? I've been anxiously waiting for the phone to ring inviting me to be one of the contestants on your show! While I'm not exactly a celebrity, I'm sure I would score well with your TV audience because they could more readily relate to me; being one of them. I can just see the couple down the street watching; Harriet punching Bill with her elbow and saying, "Look how graceful and poised he is! He's one of us! You could be doing that if you weren't so lazy!"

I'm sure you can see where having a man of the street on your show could spur the ballroom dancing craze that is sweeping the nation to even a higher level.