John DeJong
John DeJong is the creative designer for NotMeUSA. He's been writing humorous advertisements for over 25 years. All the funny t-shirts, fun pill bottles, and gag spray bottles were created by him. You can see all his designs by visiting http://www.notmeusa.com
Articles by this Author
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; the Pro Football Game.
- By John DeJong
- 04/26/2007
- Humor
- 652 words
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This is the next installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of "Dice Football". That was the simplest of all my dice sports games. Now it is time to start getting a little more complex. As, in all my dice football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil.
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun.
- By John DeJong
- 04/26/2007
- Arts & Entertainment
- 618 words
- Unrated
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This is an introduction to a world of incredibly fun games played with dice. No, I am not going to teach you how to gamble. Rather, I am going to show you how just 2 to 8 dice can allow you to play a number of sports. In this first installment I am going to teach you about playing the college version of "Dice Football". This is probably the simplest of all my dice sports games that I'll reveal in later articles.
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; The Baseball Game
- By John DeJong
- 04/26/2007
- Baseball
- 893 words
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This is the third installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of Dice Football. Then in the second you learned the Pro Football dice game. Now it is Dice Baseball, which is the first dice game that I ever invented. Just as in my football games you will need two dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil to play dice baseball.
What Would It Mean To Pass The FairTax Plan?
- By John DeJong
- 04/26/2007
- Taxes
- 552 words
- Unrated
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How would you like to keep one hundred percent of everything you earn? That is one hundred percent of your paycheck, your savings interest, your inheritance, your winnings and any money given to you from a benefactor. How much would you like never to have to worry about tax laws, deadlines, audits, penalties and punishments? Imagine a world where April 15 is just another day of the year.
Why Our Political Leaders Should Embrace the Fair Tax Plan.
- By John DeJong
- 04/26/2007
- Taxes
- 576 words
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The Fair Tax Plan (HR.25/S.25) has been out for well over a year now and yet there are still many people who have never even heard of it. One would think that a plan as bold and beneficial as this would be sounded from one coast to the next. Yet that is not the case. As a point of fact there are many liberal political leaders who continually ridicule the Fair Tax Plan whenever it is mentioned.
Cashing in on Man Made Global Warming by Using Offsets
- By John DeJong
- 04/27/2007
- Humor
- 699 words
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Some celebrity singer was recently quoted as saying that in order to save more trees we ought to limit ourselves with just one sheet of toilet paper for every visit to the bathroom. That is with the lone exception being up to three sheets for those really messy deals. Bear in mind that she is now claiming to have been joking at that time. Was it said with tongue in cheeks humor? Whether or not she was joking is up for debate.
Dice Sports Games That Are Fun; The College Basketball Game
- By John DeJong
- 05/1/2007
- Crafts Hobbies
- 898 words
- Unrated
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This is the forth installment in a world of incredibly fun sports games played with dice. In the first installment I taught you how to play the college version of Dice Football. Then in the second you learned the Pro Football dice game and the third dice game was, Dice Baseball. Now we are going to learn the Dice College Basketball Game. Unlike the football games you will need eight dice, notebook paper and a pen or pencil to play dice basketball.
An Open Invitation to the Republican Presidential Candidates
- By John DeJong
- 05/2/2007
- Conservative
- 705 words
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Later this month the Republican presidential candidates will participate in debate in Colombia, South Carolina. This debate will allow Americans to see and hear what each candidate brings to the Presidential table. Perhaps there will be a leader who comes out of this debate as a favorite. Or there may just be what the Democrats have offered, which is nothing but fax-blast talking points with little honest substance.
Does The Electoral College No Longer Work And Should We Make Changes?
- By John DeJong
- 05/3/2007
- Government
- 1168 words
- Unrated
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In 2000 we have had the closest presidential election in the history of the United States. Vice President Al Gore has won the popular vote and yet fell short of victory by less than a thousand certified votes in the pivotal state of Florida. This means that under the system of the two hundred-year-old Electoral College, Texas Governor George Bush overcame the popular opinion of the entire United States to win the Electoral Vote.
How Do We End Illegal Immigration?
- By John DeJong
- 05/7/2007
- Government
- 1161 words
- Unrated
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In the past few decades, our country has been besieged by a plethora of immigrants entering the United States under false pretense and without legal merit. These are what we refer to as illegal immigrants or aliens. Now even as you read the words, illegal immigrants, you doubtlessly think of Mexicans, right. Yet what I am referring to is ALL illegal immigrants and not just those flooding in from Central and South America.

