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My husband has been known to have some unconventional behavior at times Some of it is intentional and some of it is not
I am holding a can of peanuts in my hand and reading the label The front of the can says it contains Roasted Peanuts
A life insurance broker named Steve was always the top salesman for his company In fact, he just completed his 8th straight year as the number 1 insurance agent when he decided it was time to hang ?em up and retire
As I reported in my previous article, ?World's Top 10 Silly Lorry Stories?, lorries and lorry drivers seem to have a habit of being involved in some of the world?s quirkiest news stories Well, with a little delving, I?ve discovered many more ridiculous lorry stories
I hear it all the time. The people on twitter are twits, twittering tales of hairballs and haircuts. Bloggers have been moaning about the noise on twitter, and predicting the date the site will close down, yet twitter remains a powerful communications force in the online world.

I think it has something to do with that thing they call API.
Let's face it. We all love the Internet and its wealth of quick knowledge and information but it has also caused us all our fair share of misery.

Viruses have destroyed our hard drives, financial and sexual predators lay lurking in the shadows and everything else that could possibly be unpleasant is never more than a click of the mouse away.
"Rich Man, Poor Man" was a game I played as a child. The first button on my clothes was rich man - the second was poor man. Buttons three through eleven were beggar man, thief, doctor, lawyer, Indian chief, soldier, sailor, tinker, tailor. My last button foretold who I would marry. The game hasn't changed, but my definition of husband material has.
With Daylight Saving Time it can be an hour earlier or later than you think - unless you live in Arizona or Hawaii, where they don't fool with Mother Nature. Congress, of course, can't resist fooling with her and has repeatedly changed the dates on which Daylight Saving Time begins and ends. As a law-abiding citizen, I sprang ahead an hour on my bedside clock.
The term "inner child" applies to our emotional body. Psychologist Carl Jung called it the "divine child", spiritual leader Emmet Fox called it the "wonder child" and I call it my reason for not having to act grownup all the time.

We all have an inner child; we just talk about it differently. Pablo Picasso said, "Every child is an artist.
There are many activities to be indulged in to avoid the boredom that comes from driving but few of them are legal and most require that you remove at least one hand from the wheel with the possible implications of being stopped for careless driving. If you have to travel but are easily bored, try using chauffeur car hire to get around and then indulge yourself in all sorts of fun.
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